Ramble On

So a man in a leather vest just walked into the Concierge office gripping an unopened 16oz can of Budweiser and asked for a tee-time for tomorrow afternoon. I reserved one for him and in doing so, learned his name. Guy Bowmaster. It was like something out of a movie. What a hardcore name! I had to stifle a giggle as a modern-day Conan the barbarian movie unfolded in my head and I saw fur and leather costumes with wierd helmets and lots of running through forests. Obviously we have to have awesome Rambo-esque bows and arrows as his weapon of choice, for how else would Guy have earned his name? How is that not a really bad 80's movie already? Sigh. Missed opportunities.

Ladies, here it is, the answer to all your honeymoon fashion questions: Brief Jerky! A friend had put up a link to this earlier today and I followed it not knowing what would be on the other side. Little did I know I would find this gem. Each pair goes for $139.00 on this website . I wonder if it comes in different flavors like at the gas stations... ranch, bbq... the possibilities are seemingly endless. Especially now that I know I can BEDAZZLE it.